me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
movies that don’t have music playing in the background a majority of the time feel so awkward and uncomfortable
maybe this is why life is awkward and uncomfortable a majority of the time
there’s no background music
Everything makes sense now.
aND THAT’S WHY WE FEEL BETTER WITH HEADPHONES ON ALL OF THE TIME
when im dead sext me through a ouija board
straight people are ridiculous i’m still mad about this i mean i wrote a story that was LITERALLY about two girls falling in love and half the people in my creative writing class were still like “well i interpreted it as platonic” but nah man lol keep complaining about the way we make your precious straight characters fit into queer ships
there’s this girl in my class and she looks like a sloth
so freaking cute and adorable?
In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg
The difference between the building at the beginning versus the building at the end is stressing me out.
Like, how long were they gone? I mean, really. The plaster is gone from the building, that ivy has covered the entire upper part of the building, including the windows. The slope on the side of road is gone and filled in. The trees have filled in overhead.
I always wondered what happened after this. How did they react when they realized they’d been gone at least a decade.
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house